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Here's a random joke

 Okay, not sure if I made this up or found on the internet, so don't get mad at me for stealing 'cause I have a really bad memory. What would YOU do if life gave you literal (not figurative) lemons? (You can actually put this in the comments if you want, but no one ever does so I have no idea if it's a good or bad idea lmaooooooo) When life gives Zelda lemons, she makes lemonade for others. When life gives Link lemons, he eats them raw. When life gives Urbosa lemons, she makes lemon bread. When life gives Purah and Robbie lemons, they use them as test subjects. When life gives Mipha lemons, she shares them with her friends. When life gives Sooga lemons, he refuses them. When life gives Kohga lemons he starts a food fight. When life gives Revali lemons, he uses them for target practice. When life gives Daruk lemons, he uses them as rock roast seasoning. ... ...When life gives Astor lemons, he squeezes the juice into other people's eyes.

Astor is just a phony cartoon character

  !!WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY USELESS POST YOU DON'T NEED TO READ IT. TO SMART, SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE WHO DON'T WASTE THEIR TIME, NOT READING THIS IS CRUCIAL TO SURVIVAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. IF YOU DO CHOSE TO READ THIS, BE PREPARED AND STEEL YOURSELF FOR THE STUPIDNESS AHEAD. - Legend of Chibi's Catalyst of Calamity !! When I say Astor is a cartoon, I mean it. Astor's just that goth dude who sips Pitch Black Mountain Dew in the entrance of the girl's locker room even though he's a sick little man. Just looking at his phone Photoshoping pictures of his 7 cats......... ANYWAY. !!HYRULE WARRIORS: AGE OF CALAMITY SPOILER WARNING GDBFHDHYYDFYREFDDGF!!!!!! OKAY. So. After you've defeated Calamity Stupid in Age of Calamity, go to the Gallery*  and scroll down to the "movie" labeled "Threads of Fate"**  and click shwabam™ A button. THEN watch Astor go all emo on them as Zelda and the Champions recoil in disgust.  Anyway my dad and I discovered

What would Kohga look as a child?

 Hey guys, ever wonder what Kohga (leader of the Yiga Clan) would look like as a small child???? I drew this in black and white hoping it could help y'all with shading techniques. Kohga

WOULD YOU LIVE WITH THIS MAN AS A FUGITIVE?!!?????!!!!!🔮🔮🔮🔮

 This is a 2nd person story about Astor. Could you live with him after the Calamity? WOULD YOU BE “YOU” IN HYRULE? *Absolute worst idea ever.  *Imagine this. *Take your heart, your life and all your personal feelings, space and emotions and toss them out in the dirt and rain and live like an un-expressional shell. *Got that? You’ve become ready to live with Astor. *After the Calamity, (supposing he lived) Astor fled Central Hyrule to the most obscure, unmapped area out of embarrassment and fear, taking you, a befriended footsoldier of the Yiga that stayed by his side even after he betrayed your clan, with him. *His ultimate evil plan had failed. * Of course he didn’t want to cross the Royal Family again, the mere thought angered him. No, enraged him. *Seriously, do NOT underestimate this man’s anger. He would’ve torn you limb-from-limb as soon as he got the chance, but he was…soft. *His relationship with you is very complicated. To you, he’s a surprisingly trustworthy and honest friend

(Special post)

 !! SPECIAL SPLATOON 3 POST!! Goodbye Splatfest!!!! This is celebratory art for the end of SPLATOON 3's latest event!!! What would you play in a band? Drums, guitar or keyboard? (Know that I'm probably not going to do this for each Splatfest, but maybe I will who knows?)

Master Sword

I drew the Master Sword from TOTK for a friend's shirt...I'm pretty happy with how it turned out....... could of been better though. Anyway I think I'm getting the hang of this new drawing style that I created/am doing. My new favorite brush on Procreate is Salamanca and my techniques and strategies are a secret.  Here.