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Here's a random joke

 Okay, not sure if I made this up or found on the internet, so don't get mad at me for stealing 'cause I have a really bad memory. What would YOU do if life gave you literal (not figurative) lemons? (You can actually put this in the comments if you want, but no one ever does so I have no idea if it's a good or bad idea lmaooooooo) When life gives Zelda lemons, she makes lemonade for others. When life gives Link lemons, he eats them raw. When life gives Urbosa lemons, she makes lemon bread. When life gives Purah and Robbie lemons, they use them as test subjects. When life gives Mipha lemons, she shares them with her friends. When life gives Sooga lemons, he refuses them. When life gives Kohga lemons he starts a food fight. When life gives Revali lemons, he uses them for target practice. When life gives Daruk lemons, he uses them as rock roast seasoning. ... ...When life gives Astor lemons, he squeezes the juice into other people's eyes.