!!WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY USELESS POST YOU DON'T NEED TO READ IT. TO SMART, SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE WHO DON'T WASTE THEIR TIME, NOT READING THIS IS CRUCIAL TO SURVIVAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. IF YOU DO CHOSE TO READ THIS, BE PREPARED AND STEEL YOURSELF FOR THE STUPIDNESS AHEAD. - Legend of Chibi's Catalyst of Calamity !! When I say Astor is a cartoon, I mean it. Astor's just that goth dude who sips Pitch Black Mountain Dew in the entrance of the girl's locker room even though he's a sick little man. Just looking at his phone Photoshoping pictures of his 7 cats......... ANYWAY. !!HYRULE WARRIORS: AGE OF CALAMITY SPOILER WARNING GDBFHDHYYDFYREFDDGF!!!!!! OKAY. So. After you've defeated Calamity Stupid in Age of Calamity, go to the Gallery* and scroll down to the "movie" labeled "Threads of Fate"** and click shwabam™ A button. THEN watch Astor go all emo on them as Zelda and the Champions recoil in disgust. Anyway my dad and I discovered ...